oh for God's sake...

is that the best you can do? your pants are on fire. welcome to The End

'till death do us in..

best thing about being alive is not being dead

Careening into Oblivion

levitating on solar winds, humming like a transformer immersed in strands of light and vibrating like muons passing through my eye

gun problem? what gun problem?

I don't have a problem. I have guns and don't become part of any problem. Cry me a river, get the drunks off the road.

willfull bliss

if the weather gets any better I'm gonna have to strip down to my skin and roll in the dirt, sling my rifle and go native for a little while. nothing more exhilarating than walking around in the woods naked and carrying a gun. it's easy. just put your boots on and the world opens up all sorts of possibilities

death comes in many colors

there are times I'm grateful I don't have kids and times I wish I had the experience of raising them. This is one of those times when I'm glad I don't have any. I've done enough baby-sitting for my brother and diaper changing to know my way around a brat when I see one. yesterday the family had yet another near tragedy when my 24 yr. old nephew totaled his 6th car in 8 years of driving and walked away again. my gawd I says to meself, is he lucky or just stupid. I really don't know. I think his guardian angel needs a vacation. whoa, the molecules are starting to vibrate as they go by... that's always a good sign

here we go again...

once more, another orbit around an obscure little class M star in an obscure little solar system buzzing around in an obscure little popcorn fart of a galaxy... Happy New Year earthlings! there's still time before our sun self-destructs. have fun in the meantime