*&@^%$&+)(!!

"I have found solace in profanity unexcelled even by prayer."

Mark Twain

...and further more

I will however scream at your dead momma about this stupid fucking war b' God!

If she aint around I'll scream at your dumbfuck asshole daddy fuck you dipshit!

and if that aint good enough for you well by fucking god

don't even get me started yelling @ you asshole motherfucker no good prick bitch sorry-ass cunt!

I'll fucking clean your plow. No doubt about it. I can reduce you you stupid bitch! Try me.



aarrgh




must be the war again...

again no complaints

I mean if I could talk to the animals and they go 'huh?' it would be a merkle.

Sometimes more often than not it don't mean doo doo

My dog loves me to death and likewiseacre and that's it mostly

She's a good dog that one

I'll cry over her corpse

one of these days

again real soon

got nothin to bitch about

so I'm headed into my 24th month sans a job other than looking alive and responsive to outside stimuli and as I was saying to myself a little while ago this not having to work for a living now and staying upright in the white water in spite of it and generally keeping an eye on my six, is alright as long as the health holds without any manufactured termination if you catch my drift...

... have found that the less I have to deal with sitting in traffic the lower level my metabolism has to work which keeps the ol' blood pressure running like a Rolex which in turn feels weird to not be uptight but easy to get used to and it's a good damn thing to slow down and relax more since I got shit to do and it aint going to do it by itself and really I don't need anybody's permission see, so...

...and so it goes, another quiet day for me and Bonny hanging out waiting for mommy to get home with some yummy. Me and girldoggy may head out to town again this week since the weather's starting to cool somewhat and check out the latest. I feel a yin coming on for some fried chicken and waffles.

backdrafting blame

blame it on the war. blame it on bush and cheney and obama and lbj and nixon and kennedy and roosevelt and de gaule and truman and franco and pinochet and ike and hitler and stalin and lenin and pol pot and mao and the little short fuck in charge of north korea and bin laden and that guy saddam hussein, blame everybody but the voters who put us here and watch where that goes.

we have no one to blame but ourselves.